Reasons to date me

• no pressure to wear pants in my presence

• or any clothes at all really

• but it’s up to you

• u can be big spoon or little spoon

• totally your choice

• I’m always ready to make out

• always

• also u don’t even have to buy me things maybe just an ice cream cone every once in awhile that’s it

• I’ll let u lick it though

• I mean the ice cream cone

• well not just the ice cream cone

0 notes - 22 May, 2014